14 November 2005

fact

Fun Fact

The turkey gobble is a seasonal call that only males make.
Female turkeys make a clicking noise. Males, or, toms,
gobble when they hear loud noises and when they settle in
for the night. One can hear a turkey gobbling up to a mile
away on a quiet day.

Source: Fact Monster

07 November 2005

Funnies.

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get
rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard
and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You
want it, you take it".
For three days the fridge sat there without even one
person looking twice at it. He eventually decided
that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It
looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to
read: "Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone
stole it. Caution! These people Vote
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real
estate agent which direction was North because, he
explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises
in the East, (and has for sometime), she shook her
head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that
stuff"... She ALSO votes!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call
center. One day I got a call from an individual who
asked what hours the call center was open. I told him,
"The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days
a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific
time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh,
Pacific" . . . He ALSO votes!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our
cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative
assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her
weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
convertible, but "did! n't thin k she'd get sunburned
because the car was moving". .
She ALSO votes!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's
designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets
trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. .
My sister ALSO votes!
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that
the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big
party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2
times 10% and gave us a 20% discount...
He ALSO votes!
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman
with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.
My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time
she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose
and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which
way the head is turned...
My friend ALSO votes!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage
area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told
the woman there that my bags never showed up. She
smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now,"
she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?". . .
SHE ALSO votes!